Comment on Reading Poetry on Blog

If I could choose between...
...reading poetry of a blogger or sticking my finger in a light socket, I'd rather pick electrocution.
...reading poetry of a blogger or getting lost in a middle of a jungle without a map and compass, I would pick getting lost.
...reading poetry of a blogger or eating live grasshoppers, I'd grab some ketchup and start chewing.
...reading poetry of a blogger or vomiting into a bucket only to have it later poured on my body while I am asleep, I rather choose the vomit blanket.
...reading poetry of a blogger or converting the current project to the new "UFO", I rather read the blog :-)

I don't like reading poems created by random bloggers. I don't know why it's so hard for them to recognize that it doesn't make any sense. So to all of your wanna-be-poets, good luck, but you suck!