Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Comment on Reading Poetry on Blog

If I could choose between...
...reading poetry of a blogger or sticking my finger in a light socket, I'd rather pick electrocution.
...reading poetry of a blogger or getting lost in a middle of a jungle without a map and compass, I would pick getting lost.
...reading poetry of a blogger or eating live grasshoppers, I'd grab some ketchup and start chewing.
...reading poetry of a blogger or vomiting into a bucket only to have it later poured on my body while I am asleep, I rather choose the vomit blanket.
...reading poetry of a blogger or converting the current project to the new "UFO", I rather read the blog :-)

I don't like reading poems created by random bloggers. I don't know why it's so hard for them to recognize that it doesn't make any sense. So to all of your wanna-be-poets, good luck, but you suck!

1 comment:

Anita said...

I can clearly see you hate verse,
But it's unneccessary to curse!
If it's poems you hate,
I fear you're too late:
Blogspot is full of the worst.

Just kidding. I hate that sh*t too. I have nothing against emotions or expression, but I've yet to read any blog poetry that doesn't make me want to retch.

P.S. I realize you didn't curse, but insult didn't rhyme. =)